The Left dream, so they say, is equality. What do they mean exactly is never to be known, but we can guess. We can guess a world in which everybody is equal in status, class and bank account. But why stop? Why stop at material equality? Shouldn’t we be equal in happiness? What about love? Friendship? Fitness? Health?

There are a couple of things that are “problematic” with equality. First it can never be achieved. Human nature is…